This is from https://jeffsum.com. Hilarious. I’m just using this as test text. Enjoy!

I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. Hey, you know how I’m, like, always trying to save the planet? Here’s my chance. Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye! Must go faster… go, go, go, go, go! I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus.

You know what? It is beets. I’ve crashed into a beet truck. Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. Checkmate… Did he just throw my cat out of the window?

Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose. I was part of something special. So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? Must go faster.